Post by Fearmonger on Jun 23, 2010 21:46:34 GMT -5
Enigma prepared a shadow ball, and released it as he fell to the floor, unconscious. The stray shadow ball flew wide and struck the gloom pokemorph, who was struggling to get to her feet. She was blasted through the booze rack, sharp bits of glass piercing her. she flew through the wall and into the next room, where more broken glass could be heard, and then the sound of a body falling to the ground. Pirate Lord Empoleon jumped to his feet, laughing. "Bravo, Bravo! Encore!" he clapped his wings together like a maniac. He picked up his seventy-first barrel of rum and downed it. The empty barrel fell to the floor and Pirate Lord Empoleon continued clapping and cheering. he stuck a wingtip in his beak and whistled. "Yeah! Way to go! You totally kicked that steelix's ass, Starly!" he slurred. "Bring out the actors! A bouquet for your act!" Pirate Lord Empoleon reached behind him, grabed aura, and threw the kid at Leif. "Kanto won! Wahoo!" Pirate Lord Empoleon turned to Four Arms and extended his wing. "hey there pretty lady. how would you like to spend the night with a real pirate?" Four Arms rubbed his face with his upper right arm. he stood up and turned to the bar. "Nothing to see here folks. he's a little bit drunk, we'll escort the captain back to the ship." Pirate Lord Empoleon wrapped his wings around Four Arms. "I'm not drunk," he slurred, "I just have a speach impediment." Pirate Lord Empoleon laughed drunkenly. "Free money for everybody!" He yelled. the room burst into cheers. He launched a hydro pump into the air. "Whee!" Chatt and Four Arms exchanged a nod. Four Arms pried the solid steel table up and struck Pirate Lord Empoleon in the back of the head. he fell like a stone. Four Arms hefted him over his shoulder. "We're not giving away free money." he said. the room let our a collective dissapointed sigh.
