Post by Fearmonger on Jun 6, 2010 20:17:11 GMT -5
{i'm just making this to entertain myself.
Pirate Lord Empoleon was a heavy weight. No one could out drink him. Chatt and Four Arms watched as their captain drained a whole barrel of rum, the ninth one that night. They had brought the pirate cheer to the bar, which is to say the room was quiet but for the crew and everyone sat as far away from the Mist Pirates as they could. "Bartender, another barrel." Pirate Lord Empoleon called out in human. The barrel arrived shortly, and he cut a hole in the top. he stuck his beak in and tipped it back. moments later he dropped an empty barrel. The door slammed open, and three imposing figures walked in, a Empoleon, a Typhlosion, and an Umbreon pokemorph. "I hope your paying this time, Brother." Don Empoleon said. "But then what type of pirate would i be, hmm?" Pirate Lord Empoleon said. "every time you come here, you run up hundreds of Poke in debt and never pay. i should turn you in to the cops." Pirate Lord Empoleon laughed. no matter how good his vocabulary, he still had a pirate's laugh. "Yes, tell them that the mafia wants me gone. i don't know which will come first, them arresting you or your henchmen overthrowing you." The bartender, a regular human with shoulders scrunched and head bowed, picked up the empty barrel and retreated behind the counter. "Blaze, Midnight." Don Empoleon said to her primary enforcers. "James, Samson." Pirate Lord Empoleon replied. the machamp and golduck met the enforcers. "it's seven to two, eight counting me, and any one of us, excluding the boy," Pirate Lord Empoleon gestured towards the Riolu, drinking milk and watching through curious eyes, "could take on both of them and win." Don Empoleon narrowed her eyes. "prove it." Pirate Lord Empoleon nodded to Four Arms and Sammy. "You heard her boys. teach them not to mess with pirates. don't use attacks." two minutes later, Blaze's broken leg matched Midnight's broken arm beautifully. Don Empoleon stared daggers at her brother. "get the hell out of my bar." Pirate Lord Empoleon struck the edge of his sharp wing against his horns, creating a clicking sound and some dim sparks. "Four Arms, grab four more barrels of rum. Horns, grab two more barrels of whiskey." Don Empoleon sighed. "You've been causing buisiness problems for me ever since the barrier Lost World completely dissolved and stranded us all here." "before i just never had any reason to go to Marble Island. now you have a bar." The Mist Pirates departed, and Pirate Lord Empoleon threw a fair amount of Poke to the bartender. Even if the currency was different in this world, gold and gems remained just as valuable. after a walk to the docks, with some pillaging along the way, the crew came to the huge ship with it's name painted on the starboard side. The Mist was the biggest ship in port, three times larger than the next largest ship. the previous residents of the Lost World stayed far away from the ship, as they all remembered the fate of the original Zenigami Port back home. Pirate Lord Empoleon stayed behind as as his crew boarded, then launched the ship with hydro pump. that being done, he flashed out to his ship with Aqua Jet to right the wheel. Horns, the previously captive crew member, timidly asked, "Are you sure you should sail while drunk?" Pirate Lord Empoleon slapped him with his wing. "You ask that every time. i've been doing it since i was the teenage Captain Prinplup, son of Pirate Lord Empoleon." He turned around and froze the docks with ice beam, then turned back to the ship's wheel. "Tenuchi, get your lazy ass over here and navigate. Teach Aura how. Horns, Four Arms, mop all of the ship's decks. Chatt, keep an eye out for other ships. Ember, head to the kitchen. cook up dinner. Sammy, find something to do." Instructions given, Pirate Lord Empoleon went to his quarters, the second largest room in the ship, only smaller than the cargo hold.
Pirate Lord Empoleon was a heavy weight. No one could out drink him. Chatt and Four Arms watched as their captain drained a whole barrel of rum, the ninth one that night. They had brought the pirate cheer to the bar, which is to say the room was quiet but for the crew and everyone sat as far away from the Mist Pirates as they could. "Bartender, another barrel." Pirate Lord Empoleon called out in human. The barrel arrived shortly, and he cut a hole in the top. he stuck his beak in and tipped it back. moments later he dropped an empty barrel. The door slammed open, and three imposing figures walked in, a Empoleon, a Typhlosion, and an Umbreon pokemorph. "I hope your paying this time, Brother." Don Empoleon said. "But then what type of pirate would i be, hmm?" Pirate Lord Empoleon said. "every time you come here, you run up hundreds of Poke in debt and never pay. i should turn you in to the cops." Pirate Lord Empoleon laughed. no matter how good his vocabulary, he still had a pirate's laugh. "Yes, tell them that the mafia wants me gone. i don't know which will come first, them arresting you or your henchmen overthrowing you." The bartender, a regular human with shoulders scrunched and head bowed, picked up the empty barrel and retreated behind the counter. "Blaze, Midnight." Don Empoleon said to her primary enforcers. "James, Samson." Pirate Lord Empoleon replied. the machamp and golduck met the enforcers. "it's seven to two, eight counting me, and any one of us, excluding the boy," Pirate Lord Empoleon gestured towards the Riolu, drinking milk and watching through curious eyes, "could take on both of them and win." Don Empoleon narrowed her eyes. "prove it." Pirate Lord Empoleon nodded to Four Arms and Sammy. "You heard her boys. teach them not to mess with pirates. don't use attacks." two minutes later, Blaze's broken leg matched Midnight's broken arm beautifully. Don Empoleon stared daggers at her brother. "get the hell out of my bar." Pirate Lord Empoleon struck the edge of his sharp wing against his horns, creating a clicking sound and some dim sparks. "Four Arms, grab four more barrels of rum. Horns, grab two more barrels of whiskey." Don Empoleon sighed. "You've been causing buisiness problems for me ever since the barrier Lost World completely dissolved and stranded us all here." "before i just never had any reason to go to Marble Island. now you have a bar." The Mist Pirates departed, and Pirate Lord Empoleon threw a fair amount of Poke to the bartender. Even if the currency was different in this world, gold and gems remained just as valuable. after a walk to the docks, with some pillaging along the way, the crew came to the huge ship with it's name painted on the starboard side. The Mist was the biggest ship in port, three times larger than the next largest ship. the previous residents of the Lost World stayed far away from the ship, as they all remembered the fate of the original Zenigami Port back home. Pirate Lord Empoleon stayed behind as as his crew boarded, then launched the ship with hydro pump. that being done, he flashed out to his ship with Aqua Jet to right the wheel. Horns, the previously captive crew member, timidly asked, "Are you sure you should sail while drunk?" Pirate Lord Empoleon slapped him with his wing. "You ask that every time. i've been doing it since i was the teenage Captain Prinplup, son of Pirate Lord Empoleon." He turned around and froze the docks with ice beam, then turned back to the ship's wheel. "Tenuchi, get your lazy ass over here and navigate. Teach Aura how. Horns, Four Arms, mop all of the ship's decks. Chatt, keep an eye out for other ships. Ember, head to the kitchen. cook up dinner. Sammy, find something to do." Instructions given, Pirate Lord Empoleon went to his quarters, the second largest room in the ship, only smaller than the cargo hold.
